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"Ain't no time like the present. Except the past and the future, of course!"

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"./reason does not have root @ /heart."

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"It's only once you realize you don't have to, that you start wanting to."

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"Spring is when you start to remember that office work sucks."

    - John Lennon

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"Wait 'till you're stuck inside, and the sun will shine."


    - Lao Tse

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"The bad thing about going to sleep, is that sooner or later, you'll have to wake up."

    - Dalai-Lama

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"How come I'm always awake in my dreams, although I spend my days dreaming of going to sleep?"

    - Platon

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"By doing what you need to do today, you're robbing tomorrow of its purpose."

    - On Procrastination, by Bilbo Baggins

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"It's all fun and games until somebody's elected president."

    - Mitt Romney, former US presidential candidate

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"Ain't no food like Sunday-morning breakfast!"

    - Homer Simpson

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"In this world, there are a lot of good people, and a few assholes. You can easily pick out the assholes: They're the ones talking loudly on the podium."

    The Dailai-Lama

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"It's better to have loved and lost it, than to have gotten married."

    - Fraternity proverb

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"Today's a good day to die. But tomorrow wouldn't be so bad either..."


   - John McClane

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"If we've got more than enough time today, let's wait until tomorrow!"

    - Unknown

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"There is no black and white, only shades of pink."

    - David Cameron, about the war on terror.

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"Born to die!"

    - Charles Darwin, getting his first tattoo before embarking on the Beagle.

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"There are a lot of free lunches happening every day. Just because no one invited you doesn't mean you should try and ruin it for everybody else."

    - Leon Trotsky

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"Death is the last thing you'll ever experience, so make sure you enjoy it."

    - Anon

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"One hundred years after Einstein, human stupidity is still the only truly infinite quantity in the universe."

    - Stephen Hawnking, November 2015

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"The world better it wasn't back in the day. Ignorant of all the shit that was going down, you were."


   - Yoda, during one of Luke's "I can't do this" rants.